This is insanely disturbing on many levels, but OH, I love it so.

Look, mom! Wait. What the hell are those other things on the plate? Yes. The height of food technology. Skinless Weiners. Skinless weiners and weird round things, and long things wrapped in red. Ick. Would it be appropriate to feed skinless weiners to a hairless cat? And what, pray tell, actually held them together? That's probably a question that's best left unanswered.