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Tuesday, September 28, 2004

Does anybody wear galoshes anymore?

Monday, September 27, 2004


Hey, if I'm gonna rip off a joke, I might as well give credit to the website!

"An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He says to the waiter, 'Me want coffee.' The waiter says, 'Sure chief, coming right up.' He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee, the Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out. The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, 'Me want coffee.' The waiter says, 'Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What the heck was all that about, anyway?'
Indian smiles and proudly says, 'Me training for upper management position: Come in, drink coffee, shoot sh*t, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day"

Say it with me now.


GAAHHH!!! I did it! I did it!

NOW... I need to figure out how to bring back some of the little links that used to call this place home!

Now with commenty goodness!

MilitaryWeek.com: Karen Kwiatkowski: Without Reservation: "An absence of leadership qualities in our military leaders gives rise to terms like 'Seagull' Colonels and Generals, a species known to swoop in, make a lot of noise, crap all over everything, and then fly away. But our seagulls had an advantage over Bush and Cheney. Regardless of the mistakes made and not remedied, regardless of the illogic, stupidity and sheer idiocy of our present unit's existence under a seagull commander, at least we could be 100% sure they wouldn't be around for long"

Wow. What a column. What a website! Go check it out!

Random thought of the day. Why does the hair care section aimed at black folks call itself "Ethnic"? I just did a set for "Ethnic Hair Care" today, and I thought that was rather odd... ah well.. in this day of political correctness where we have to find an innocuous way of describing the most vile of things, I guess it should be expected!